Story of my life.
Another #RedCarpetfave & I can’t believe she’s only 20 😍😁 #KekePalmer #Stunning #Emmys2014 #RubinSinger #TrumpetGown #Obsessed
She is just 😍💃👌👌 #SofiaVergara #RobertoCavalli #Emmys2014 #RedCarpetfaves
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864Actually, it’s coral blue #3
it really sucks when there are hot luke girls that youre friends with. hot luke girls are so intimidating and i hate sucks because im a luke girl
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
Times are changing…
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
"I feel really happy on stage. On stage and in bed are a par." ❤